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author Fiona McAndrew
Fantasies From The Kitchen Sink
After a wildly successful and scandalous career as a stripper, Fifi Lemott pens her memoirs and makes a fortune. She then buys the house of her dreams in the quintessential town of Dorking, and embarks upon on a journey of adventure and mischief in the hope of finding love.
In her search for a new life of romance and respectability, Fifi finds her path crossing with sexually frustrated pensioners, and finds herself baking cakes for the Women’s institute laced with Marijuana. She also teaches them how to Pole dance, and fights a battle of wills with the town’s controversial book reviewer, Ted Pembleton.
On a visit to LA to stay with an old friend, Fifi is seduced by the gardener, which ends disastrously. A surprise phone call from her flamboyant gay agent Luka brings Fifi back to England for the Queen’s garden party, where all hell breaks loose when she discovers that some of the Dorking residents are also attending.
Fifi, not beaten, but lonely and bored, sells up and returns home to her mother’s house in Gateshead. The death of a friend and a brief encounter with a long lost love brings Fifi’s world crashing down.
With the help of a transsexual drag artist called Elspeth, Fifi re-evaluates her life, returns to LA, and starts once again to write her next adventures.
Darkly humorous tales filled with poignant reality and the ridiculously funny.
Monte Bolstridge, the third, last in line to carry on the family name must marry in six months or his father’s fortune will go to the servants. Overhead by a butler, he and the other servants plot to keep the young man from marrying. Their scheme falls on the shoulders of a servant whose daughter is coming from America. Cynthia Pratt travels to London to see her mother. No longer a skinny, ugly duckling but a matured beautiful swan, she’s disguised into an overweight, plain Jane. When he discovers her disguise, Monte’s outraged but realizes he loved her before discovering her beauty and has to court her into his arms. Editors Note: Many characters in this book have accents and or different speech patterns. The author has attempted to illustrate this phonically. These are not spelling errors.
Infant, Angelica St. James, left at an orphanage is befriended by an Indian boy, Red Feather, who himself was abandoned eight years earlier. At the age of three, Angelica’s adopted and vows never to stop adoring Red Feather. At eighteen she searches for Red Feather only to find him bitter, and angry, hating all white people.
Editors Note: Many characters in this book have accents and or different speech patterns. The author has attempted to illustrate this phonically. These are not spelling errors
The story details the life of a female android living a secret life as a human. After her father’s death, Elayne discovers she’s a Cyborg and returns to the past to take the place of a human dead girl. When the government discovers her missing, a tracker is sent in a time craft to bring her back. The tracker, Katch, finds the beautiful android and falls in love with her. Twists, turns and intrigue keep them busy, but they have plenty of time for love. The story continues in sequels, Time over Time, Timeless Love and Keeper of Her Heart. Editors Note: Many characters in this book have accents and or different speech patterns. The author has attempted to illustrate this phonically. These are not spelling errors.
I have a story to tell you. It’s about my man and my marriage. Well, it’s about a lot of other stuff too…but it all ties in. When the whole thing started, with him, I mean, I had a dead mamma and a gay daddy. I loved daddy but I rarely saw him. He left the dry heat of Texas to go live in a different kind of heat in Los Angeles with his new man. I was alone. I had been on my own for years. Even living with my folks I was alone. Then one fateful night I met Bruce and he began to sweep me off my feet. Girls, he was handsome and flaunted the money and promised a grand life. My coupon cutting days were over! Well, it didn’t turn out like I’d hoped. He turned out to be a real rotten peach. And so was most of his family. On the outside we looked like the perfect. Behind closed doors it was a whole other story with emotional and physical abuse. I’ll leave it at that for now to keep this “G” rated. When I begin my story I was approaching my tenth wedding anniversary…and I knew it was going to be my last. I had a plan. I had been working on it for some time. Solid plans do take time. I wasn’t about to just walk away with nothing! So please take a look at my story. I want you to know I made it! I am happy! And the funny part is, it didn’t happen quite the way I’d planned…
This book targets adults who need more skills to be assertive or who have the skills but feel guilty or uncomfortable being assertive. It contains a range of strategies and exercises to help people be assertive. A number of scenarios about situations where people are aggressive or passive rather than assertive are given to illustrate these behaviors. Examples are then given to illustrate assertive responses instead.
A gun slinging cowgirl, Catrina Anderson lives in Dodge City. In order to inherit her uncle’s ranch, she must wed in six-month’s time. Living amongst bandits and hoodlums, her prospects are thin. One day, a young English dandy arrives in town. With time running out, Catrina left with no suitable options asks the handsome stranger to become her husband for just one year, and then he’ll be free. Nigel Winston, working for Pinkerson Detective Agency is disguised as a milksop limey newspaper writer. He falls in love with Catrina but he won’t be easily thrown away.
Editors Note: Many characters in this book have accents and or different speech patterns. The author has attempted to illustrate this phonically. These are not spelling errors.